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Saturday, 24 August 2013

America Has More Porn Sites Than People

Does that really surprise anyone? Chalk it up to Capitalism, or maybe we are just a huge group of horny bastards!!!

Friday, 23 August 2013

They Can't Have my D*@K, nor my $29.95

Seriously, Who Buys this Shit? If I was going to spend $29.95 on porn (Which I wouldn't cuz there are about 5 years worth of free porn out there to download), I sure as hell wouldn't spend it on a video that shows ugly women having sex! Just sayin'...

Thursday, 22 August 2013

"Why The Devil Loves Anal" By Former Porn Star Joseph Sciambra

According to Former Gay Porn Star Joseph Sciambra, “Anal sex creates a doorway into the demonic supernatural.” He believes that Anal Sex is the realm of the Devil and performing it puts you that much closer to Satan himself.

Some revelations from Joseph:

He talks about giving birth to the devil anally...

"Jenna Jameson Never did Anal on Screen." First off, I think he is wrong about that. 2nd, does that mean she is a saint?

"The anus was never designed to accommodate the penis."

He had to have his sphincter stitched shut after his years of Gay Porn - My question: HOW THE HELL DO YOU POOP?

"Anal is becoming the First kiss." Not with the women I know.