Showing posts with label Celebrities. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Celebrities. Show all posts

Tuesday, 10 September 2013

Miley Cyrus New Single Cover - It Fits Her Life Right Now

I would say that Miley's life and career is turning into a giant wrecking ball.  She seems to be damaging everything she touches as of late.  Which brings us to her new single, entitled "Wrecking Ball" and the cover art for the single:


Now there are a few connotations here:
1.  As I mentioned above, she is a big wrecking ball, ready to destroy everything in her path, including her career.
2.  She thinks the giant chain is a stripper pole.
3.  She is getting off by rubbing on the giant change.
4.  That wrecking ball is actually the head of a giant penis...well...you can make your own obvious conclusions there.

Whatever it means, Miley is getting sluttier and sluttier.  And a slutty former Disney start who gets high, twerks her ass and is "discovering her sexuality" is a Former Disney Star who will make many appearances here on this blog!!!  

Thursday, 5 September 2013

THANK GOD!!! Alyssa Milano Finally Has a Sex Tape!

I am so Pumped for this one!!!



Christina Aguilera On the Cover of Maxim Magazine



Christina Aguilera can be found on the cover of the October issue of Maxim magazine. I have to say, she is looking busty and pretty good. Way to go Christina!!! I would say you are back to being a sex symbol! Now please return all my direct messages, phone calls and emails...






Wednesday, 4 September 2013

Steve Irwin -- Remembering the Croc Hunter

It was 7 years ago today that the Crocodile Hunter, Steve Irwin Died.  This is a post I wrote about him the day after he died.  It was on my old blog.  You are still missed Steve!!!

Oh Steve, Mr. Crocodile Hunter, you will be missed. You named your daughter after your dog (interesting -- and you are the only person I know to ever name their daughter after a pet), and loved taunting deadly animals (that's pretty cool).  We haev watched you get bit by wild animals, fall on your butt, almost drown and break stuff, all while you educating the world about the environment and wild animals.  I think we should mount an expedition to kill that stingray!!!  Maybe we can get the UN and Jacques Cousteau's organization to fund it. 

Steve, have fun tormenting the crocs on the other side!

Addendum - Sept. 2013:   Not sure if that Stingray is dead or not.  That is on my list of "things to do" that keeps popping un on my Google Calendar.  I will get to that this month.  By The Way - Bindi (Your daughter, not the dog) has made a name for herself.  My daughter used to watch her show and now wants to grow up and be a veterinarian.  Cool.  I see she has even done a few Movies and makes appearances on talk shows.  I hope you are enjoying yourself on the other side!  RIP Mr. Irwin.

Tuesday, 3 September 2013

Miley - Not Very Hip



What in the hell is going on Miley? Last week, she had that X-Rated MTV Performance and now look at her shirt. Tell Me what "G" spells “nuthin‘” as “nothing“?

Obviously, Miley has a little ways to go before she enters the "G" Club!

Sunday, 1 September 2013

Hottie Myriam Klink Sings For Her Cat

This song is so stupid.  IT SUCKS!  I Mean who the hell writes and sings a lame song for their cat?

The only saving grace that makes this video worth watching is that she is HOT!!!  Just mute the video and watch her. (More pics of Lebanese Hottie Myriam after the video)


Not sure what the pic with the gun is all about, but it turns me on!




Thursday, 29 August 2013

Katy Perry's Boobs Vs. a Sports Bra

Katy Perry wearing a Sports Bra.  Come on Katy!  A Sports Bra?  Even a Sports Bra has a hard time containing your boobs!