Shittens - The Mitten That Loves to Get Dirty

This is a real life product. They are called Shittens. Its a like a wet-nap thats shaped like a mitten to help wipe when you poop.  I can think of a few people I will be giving this to for Christmas!  It's always nice to get my Christmas shopping done early.

Don't Piss Me Off or... EBOLA for Christmas

If you are being an A*%hole, then you are goin get an A*%hole present from me for Christmas.  PLAIN AND SIMPLE!!!  I just bought a ton of Ebola Microbes on Amazon.  Amazing what you can buy on there.