Thong Thursdays - Pink Ass

2 for 1 Today!!!

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Thong Thursdays is Back

I think we missed the last couple of Thursdays, so we are back and better than ever - Enjoy!

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I Wonder How Many Mother's Have Ever Heard That?

And I am sure there are a ton of boys telling their Daddies, "Daddy, When I grow up, I want to be a total Asshole just like you!"   I know it goes both sexes, so ladies, don't start sending hate mail  :)  Remember, I love the Ladies!!!

Hottie of the Day - Latina Babe Jasmine Rain

Jasmine Rain is a sexy Latina.  Now judging by her name, I am pretty sure you can guess her profession.

YES, Jasmine is a Porn Star, but we don't hold that against her.  Enjoy our Hottie of the day!

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Reader's Jokes - Biting Boobs

This joke comes from Jonathon in Corpus Christi, Texas.  Thanks and keep those jokes coming in!

An old man is walking down the street when he sees a beautiful brunette walk by with a truly gigantic set of knockers. He turns around and catches up to the woman and says to her: "I'll give you $100 to let me bite your boobs" "Get away from me you perv!" she shouts back and continues walking. The old man catches up to her again and says: "I'll give you $1,000 to bite your boobs" "I said no!" she replies and walks away. The old man catches up to her again and says: "I'll give you $10,000 to bite your boobs. The lady thinks about it for a bit and decides that $10,000 dollars is a lot of money so she might as well do it. So she flips up her shirt and removes her bra. The old man begins touching and feeling and squishing the boobs in his hands. After a while the lady says: "Well are you gonna bite them?" The old man replies: "Nah, too expensive."

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