I Have trusted Vodka many, many times. Let's see...
1. That time that I thought I could jump off the balcony into the backseat of my friends convertible (result=Broken Ankle)
2. The time that vodka kept telling me to go home with that beauty at the bar who was giving me the eye (result = went home at 2 with a 10 and woke up at 10 with a 2.)
3. Once, Vodka made me walk home from downtown after I lost my wallet and had no $$$ (result = Got lost, passed out in a ditch, woke up the next morning covered in mud and still 2 miles from my house.)
There's been others, but I don't remember them as well as those three. As you can, see, I have trusted the Vodka and it continually lets me down!
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